Broken Tablets, Part One

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Dated 23:18:47 Pacific Time, 18 december 2004

I saw the damnedest thing today.

I was hiding out in that shack I've been working on, out on the beach there, when I saw two people just come walking up out of the water! One was a man, wearing a priest robe thing, with like the white patch on the collar and stuff, and he spoke in a German accent. The other was a woman, looked and sounded Indian, like India Indian not like the tribe nearby, right, and she had swords. And that was already weird enough, since I never saw them go into the water and it's gotta be freezing in there right now, which I thought was why the priest looked so mad but then he started talking about how they could have just taken a plane and she was like "you said we couldn't take a plane" and he was like "I said we couldn't take a plane until we got you some identification" as if they just, , like, swam here from somewhere? That would require a fucking plane?

Anyway, so as they were walking they were talking about Henry and Tad Zeeo and some object they found? And how they needed to meet them? And I stayed hidden, you know, just in case, but I swear you guys, she stopped at one point and looked right at me and reached for her sword, and he was like "we don't have time," and they just moved on.

So anyway I think I'm gonna stay clear of that beach for a little while.

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First comment
dated 23:21:04 pacific time, 18 december 2004

Oh yeah Kyle, should we be taking this as seriously as that sharkman you saw last year?

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reply to first comment
​dated 23:22:38 pacific time, 18 december 2004

hahaha oh man, how much did he make us smoke before telling us that one?

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post deleted at 23:25:09 pacific time, 18 december 2004

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